hi?!
this is freemonia (jk)
this is for kids (adulks get your butts outta here)
just for you a sneek peak of
sommit!
CLUB PENGUIN NBAthis is a acp sponser if you have joined acp then join nba to tell everyone in nba (espeshally the new ones) about acp because it’ll be a new army becha a new allie! members:Bolt3791Tuyo81Blue PungKiansh2Latin PigeonCaz583Bolt3793its pretty weak but it’ll help!if you are a fan of boulder dash then you are perfect!
AWESOME JOKES!it took me time doing this:
On a Sear’s hairdryer:….Do not use while sleeping.(darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:….You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:“Directions: Use like regular soap.”(and that would be how???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”(but, it’s “just” a suggestion.)
Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):“Do not turn upside down.”(well…duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:“Product will be hot after heating.”(…and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:“Do not iron clothes on body.”(but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”(and…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights:“For indoor or outdoor use only.”(as opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor:“Not to be used for the other use.”(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts:“Warning: contains nuts.”(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:“Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
On a child’s superman costume:“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”(Oh my God…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint on the wall in front of you, you have to touch it to make sure?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream?If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why couldn’t he just buy dinner?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?
Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Where do penguins go to dance?At the snowball.
Why are penguins such good race drives?Because they’re always in pole position
Why do aliens make good gardeners?Because they have green fingers.
How do you post a bunny?By hare mail!
What’s a bunny’s motto?Don’t be mad be hoppy!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Five good reasons to go to school…Even school lunches are better then my dadsHeating at home goes off at nine o’clockYou learn to be independent – by doing as your toldThe sweet shop doesn’t open ’til 3:15You learn what life will be like when your old and grumpy… by watching the teachers at break time!
Knock, knockWho’s there?It’s jilly!It’s jilly who?It’s jilly out there – LET ME IN!
What do you get if you cross an oxo cube with a joke book?Laughing stock!
What do you call a underwater spy?James pond
What do ghosts shout at a bad play?BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KILLER BUNNYS?yep our army means ninja bunny army!just a short reminder!
PARTY PARTY!
there will be a big party at my igloo on 7th of may (which is friday)whats so speishail about my party is……if you come in acp or nba uniform you get to go into a speishal place where you can pratice battles!or just relax on the green couch!lol!or if you just wanna party theres a place for everone (everyone i spelt it wrong but its Stupid o’clock!)yup its gonna be awesome!i hope you can make it!
BOLT3791 TRACKER!
i will update this butmonday bunny hilltuesday fortwednesday (not a clue)thursday mammothfriday freezersaturday (not a clue)sunday frozenit might be different but i dont know depends if any of those severs are full it’ll be slushy (or whatever)
NEW PINthis hopefully will be updated with the latest pinscaptin quters- the journel of captin rockhopper(this isnt a pin) frend ship breacelt- rockhopper and the stowawayfrog- at the dock
RULES!yup rules
1. no swearing of any sort!2. no comments contaning any sort of insultment3. have fun
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laters!